the new

a long time ago in new york i minted the phrase "tuesday is the new thursday" to explain the certain magic of going out for drinks on a tuesday night. i think i was even quoted in the company newsletter. perhaps there is an engraved plaque on the wall somewhere, who knows?

so anyway, i have now unveiled a new witticism: "hair is the new skin." this refers to men's faces. everywhere i look i see facial hair. where there used to be short hair and bare skin there are now bushy heads, beards or - god forbid - goatees. boys, take this chance to grow it out. winter is upon us.

hair is the new skin. you heard it here.

note: ladies, this does not refer to you.

and ps. look out new yorkers. grambo is moving in.