- remove your eyeballs with the staple remover
- shove staples under your fingernails
- hole punch the soft spot between your thumb and forefinger
- stuff clorox disinfecting wipes down your throat
- empty the 3-hole punch into your lunch. pick the white dots out one by one with chopsticks
- pour the copy machine toner into your ear canal. shake your head back and forth.
- put the recycling bin over your head and walk into the wall repeatedly
- chew on a mouth full of paperclips
- sharpen a pencil. poke yourself in the brain.
- slam your hand in the file cabinet door
11 January 2008
how to make your job more fun
working in an office can be a real drag, especially on friday afternoons! here are some things you can try that might be more fun than working! good luck!