links for my friends

• for jeff: the social patterns of baboons. basically, the popular kids are the ones who get laid.
  
• for seth: chicken-related genius
• hey ladies: here are some things to look for in a man, thanks to popular mechanic. oh, and fellas? you're a bunch of assholes.
• this one's from emily, and goes out to those of you who like to break the law and get away with it. fascinating.
• for mark, and other folks from the 'ham: old school.
• this is required reading for everyone: genius.
• and this is just "hilarious"